Things I Learned From Tetris

(Day 477ish) A thesis is such a huge all-encompassing project, that it is often nice to sneak in non-thesis activities in order to keep the mind from going to mush. Sometimes this means reading a non-academic book before bed, enjoying an old movie once in awhile or, in the case of two people I know (myself being one of them), Tetris on the old school Nintendo system. Now some might see this as a complete waste of time, while others use this as an opportunity to see thesis-thoughts seeping into other aspects of their lives. I give you as an example: Things I learned about my thesis from Tetris.

Don't Panic: The first rule of Tetris, and thus thesising, is not to panic. In this case you are your own worst enemy. Doing a thesis gives you plenty of opportunity to panic. I don't have the right books, I can't get out of this writing slump, I hate my committee, and so on for a million other mini-meltdowns. But as in Tetris, if you make a mistake and panic, it only goes downhill, but quick. Throughout the whole process you have to keep your head on straight, it is after all just a stupid video-game/stack of your own writing.

Plan Ahead: When you are stacking odd shaped tetrominoes in a puzzle-like fashion, you have to plan ahead and not leave gaps that you can't fill. Consider what your next move is when making your current move. In thesising it is the same. You have to organize your work and plan what you are going to argue before arguing your next point. Thesising is all about organization. If, however, for whatever reason, you fail to plan ahead, see previous tip.

If You Screw It Up, Start Over: Ummm, this is probably not good advice.

If You Get Bored, Play a New Game: Well I guess this one brings us back to Tetris. Or if you are playing Tetris, back to the thesis.

Alright, so maybe there aren't many real lessons to be learned from Tetris, but I do still have one skill that is sharp: rationalization. If I can rationalize good reasons to play Tetris, what can't I do?

The tetrominous song of the day (and lesson not to be learned from Tetris): Square One - Tom Petty

Abstract: Another Adjective for My Thesis Work

(Day 466...or so) The craziness of the summer is almost over (does that mean I will update more often?), and the monotony of the school year has almost begun. This means that work begins, thesising must get moving, and also the applications for conferences, journals and other schools commence as well. Of all those things, the conferences are the only one of those potentials of which I am currently capable. In order to apply for conferences, you must provide an abstract for your work. Now, the abstract (short summary of the paper) is normally meant to summarize the paper, but as I am unwilling to write the paper until I have been accepted to a conference, it actually ends up being a summary of what I think/would like/hopefully will do. Professional rampant but simultaneously frowned on.

Another issue with abstracts is that they are limited to 200-300 words (sometimes as low as 150), and sometimes accompanied with a 30 word summary as well. Usually this is no problem at all, as I tend more towards brevity and succinct writing anyways. Since engaging in thesis writing, which tends to be very wordy and lengthy, it has been quite a bit of trouble reverting back. 200 words does not let you say much at all, but you can work with it. 30 words is a sentence! Just one! I am used to having to summarize my work for every passerby who knows that I am doing an MA, but to write it out into one sentence is quite the daunting task. I am not even sure I could summarize this blog in one sentence. "An oft-neglected collection of thoughts, ponderings and ruminations on the ridiculousness of academic life for one young music lover." Hmm, well that isn't half bad, if only I could use that for my summary. If only I had thought to write my thesis on the experience of writing a thesis, then I would already be done, and that would still be my summary. Hello PhD idea!

I can't believe I found a relevant song of the day: "Musically Inclined" by Abstract Tribe Unique