The Worst Friend Ever

(C Day minus 1,3,4 edits, revisions and defence)I have a companion who only has bad things to say. I have so seldom heard anything good, that I am beginning to believe it not possible. This companion, mere intimate decimetres from my sleeping head (often full metres on a bad morning) is the alarm clock: the perpetual bearer of bad news.

Having moved from an East-facing bedroom into a North-facing bedroom I have lost the luxury of being woken up by the rising sun. It was a romantic lifestyle, using the curtain to estimate my morning rise, waking lazily and slowly into full awareness. Not that it didn't have it's problems; a summer morning wake up was also accompanied by the light's BFF, the heat. But for the most part, it was enjoyable and lovely. I have, since the move, had to rely on the obnoxious yelp of that square box of pain (Little House on the Pain-rie?). Every morning that I have to work, my morning starts with bad news: it's time to get up. If I had wanted to get up, if I felt I was ready to get up, I would have done so myself. I am instead jarred out of my slumber by the naive child that believes that the world should rise and fall with their schedule. This isn't even the only reason I dislike my little "friend."

Thesis writing has put me in an odd relationship with time. There is never a good time. I'll get home around 5, and by the time I have wound down and am ready to work, it is 7...already?! Open the documents, track down a citation and reword a sentence...9?!?! Couldn't be! Even if I am productive, time seems unwelcome. I could edit a whole chapter, rework the most troubling of passages, update my bibliography AND have come to a profound conclusion about my thesis or my life, but if only 10 minutes have passed (I said 'could' not 'did') I am still left with the "It's only been 10 minutes?! I should work for another 50 at the very least before I quit for the night!" Is there ever a time that is welcome? Well, maybe 7:30. Time for Jeopardy!

'This is a patent lie' song of the day: Time is On My Side - Rolling Stones

Though if you have seen the movie 'Fallen', it is the serial killer/spirit that sings the song, in that regard, it makes more sense. Just imagine my thesis singing this song. It'll wait me out if I don't beat it first.

What is an Awesome Blog, Alex?

(Day 87) One of my great daily joys is watching Jeopardy! each night. It keeps the mind sharp, makes you think on your feet and provides endless amounts of interesting trivia. As well, it is always interesting to hear the stories that the contestants have - not because they are interesting or funny, but rather because they are precisely not that, they are ridiculous and boring. Yesterday, the one guy's story was that he was the first in his family to get on Jeopardy! His Jeopardy! story was that he got on Jeopardy! Ridiculous.

A tradition I have had for some time now, is to guess the Final Jeopardy! question, before the answer comes up. They will give you the category, for example: Mythology. You then have the length of the commercial break to make your guess (when the contestants are making their bid). Then we get to see the answer and find out whether our question was correct. We are of course free to guess again, but the real fun is in how close you are to being right with no information other than the category. In all my time of doing this, I have guessed right twice - big victories. I felt like a champ. Since moving in with my current roommate, he has also guessed correctly twice - a far better average of correct answers. Presently, I have my cousin M staying with me, and we of course introduced him to the game. In three days, he has guessed two corrctly!!! That is a 0.66 average of correct guesses. This is unheard of. It isn't even like they were easy categories to guess from, the field was wide open. In any event, I am very anxious to see how his average ends up at the end of this week. Ok Alex here is one for you: The only other explanation for such an incredible response rate aside from awesome luck. What is re-runs Alex?

'The game show' song of the day: Call and Answer - Barenaked Ladies

p.s. if the game we play sounded confusing, it is probably due to the question and answers. In Jeopardy, you may recall, you are given the answer and must come up with the question. See if that helps.